We're not sure that anyone actually demanded an inside look at Paris Hilton's life, but nevertheless, Oxygen is rolling out The World According to Paris this week. To be honest, we'll probably tune in only because we think she's strangely fascinating and, whether you like it or not, extremely talented in the art of self-promotion (for example: a show called The World According to Paris airing on Oxygen). But with that said, there are plenty of other celebrities that we would've rather seen as the focus of a series like this. Here's just a few:

Tags: gary busey, james franco, kanye west, lady gaga, matthew weiner, paris hilton, paula abdul, tom cruise, world according to paris, zach galifinakis

Remakes, Paris Hilton, acts of desperation -- today is the deep dark sludge of TV news.

Tags: Brooke Mueller, CSI, Dallas, HIMYM, Jacinda Barrett, Jennifer Morrison, Katee Sackhoff, Larry King, Minka Kelly, Paris Hilton, Piers Morgan, TNT

New shows being developed! Old shows getting cancelled! New cast members joining! Old cast members getting fired! Guest stars! Arrest warrants! This is TWoP News!

Tags: Burn Notice, Dollhouse, Lady Gaga, Nurse Jackie, Paris Hilton, Real Housewives of Orange County, Ricky Gervais, Spartacus, True Blood, Tyra Banks

The American Idol producers are as dumb as we assumed, and Paris Hilton is still trying to act, but there's going to be more Dr. Horrible!

Tags: Anna Paquin, Dr. Horrible, Elisabeth Moss, Fred Armison, Katy Perry, Laura Dern, Mike White, Paris Hilton, Paula Abdul, Stephen Moyer, Supernatural, Victoria Beckham

Today's news may confirm the official takeover of reality TV, which is sad, but not as sad as Ed McMahon dying. It would be awkward to try to make any sort of joke now, so we'll just get straight to the news.

Tags: Britain's Got Talent, Bryan Fuller, Ed McMahon, heroes, Jessica Simpson, Jon & kate Plus 8, jon gosselin, kate Gosselin, My New BFF, Paris Hilton, simon cowell

Disclaimer: Today's TWoP news is riddled with a moderately high dose of OMG moments. Those other than rabid fangirls should click at their own risk. Or skip down to that sophisticated stuff about the Emmys, football, drugs, and other American staples.

Tags: Biggest Loser, Brian Austin Green, emmy awards, high school musical, Jillian michaels, one tree hill, paris hilton, Paris Hilton's My New BFF, zac efron

Is Kendra from The Girls Next Door the new face of The Olive Garden? Not if the OG brass has anything to say about it. According to an article in the Wall Street Journal [via Videogum], Ms. Wilkinson is a devoted and vocal fan of the free bread sticks haven and doesn't miss a chance to talk it up, enumerating the virtues of her most favorite menu items (artichoke dip, salad and chicken parmigiana) to anyone who will listen. You'd think the chain would be thrilled at the free publicity, but apparently being that they're a 'family company' or some dumb crap, they're not so stoked on being endorsed by a woman who gets nekkid for a living.

Tags: Fran Drescher, Jessica Simpson, John Corbett, Olive Garden, Paris Hilton, Sam Waterston, Shia LaBeouf, Star Jones, The Girls Next Door

Upon hearing the news that Hayden Panettiere was putting out a single, the first thought was, oh god not another one. We're wary of Hayden treading down the path that so many have misguidedly gone down before. Hayden's known for her lead role on the hit show Heroes, where she is praised for her acting talent. So why ruin her already strong reputation as an actress, with the debut of a solo CD.

Tags: hayden panettiere, heidi montag, hillary duff, Lindsay Lohan, paris hilton