Today, we weep for the fine folks at Richmond Trinity Hospital.
Narrowing this week's heinous people down to five was a true challenge. We couldn't even include Abby Lee Miller throwing a chair on Dance Moms, Buddy from The Cake Boss trying to set the transgender movement back by insulting our beloved Drag Race alum Carmen Carrera (mostly because the worst of it was online), Ramona from The Real Housewives of New York interrupting a fight of her own design in order to talk about getting her nails done or Slade acting even grosser than usual about the possibility of marrying Gretchen on Real Housewives of Orange County. Here's who did make our list:
Guess these people didn't think being decent was their patriotic duty this week.
Shortly after announcing eleven new series yesterday, Bravo held their upfronts in New York City, where Bravolebrities (the most demeaning word to write) walked the blue carpet to discuss their series and skirt around actually saying anything of substance. To spare you mindless quotes that give, at best, vague details about what's going to happen next season on the various Real Housewives franchises, here are the most entertaining quotes of the evening:
Like Bravo stars Patti Stanger and Jeff Lewis before her, Pregnant in Heels' Rosie Pope caters to a niche clientele of wealthy, high-strung, obnoxious people. The kind who want to pay her for her help, but will actually fight her help tooth and nail once they get it (Patti in particular is familiar with this kind of client behavior). On this particular show, these clients are also pregnant, so the stakes and hormone levels are slightly higher than a millionaire finding a trophy wife or a real estate developer renovating a kitchen, which is nice. It's also nice that Rosie is a lot calmer (at least so far) than her predecessors, though I worry that might get boring as the season goes on.