Our favorite ballerinas are coming back to primetime.
It's finally time for one of the judges to leave the runway.
You'd think these awful people would take a summer vacation at some point, but no.
Even though it was Labor Day weekend, people still worked hard at being obnoxious.
This week's list is filled with people who wasted our valuable TV watching time. Don't they care that they are taking up hours that could be spent rewatching episodes of Game of Thrones?
Whether or not you saw Chris March's season of Project Runway -- the one where moment-haver Christian Siriano won -- if you watch Bravo or any red carpet pre-show special, you're probably familiar with either him or his work. He's an eccentric costume designer who has made looks for Meryl Streep, Beyonce Knowles and Cirque du Soleil, to name a few. His show, Mad Fashion may not be as interesting and provocative as his designs, but it is as pleasant as his personality.
The Real World debuted this week, but while Frank has already begun earning his way on the list, we've got a hunch he's going to be far more atrocious as the season progresses than he was in the season premiere. Aim high, dude.
Before Eccleston, there was... The Eighth Doctor! Also, seven other Doctors.
We still can't believe how much we loved Project Runway All Stars, to the point that we're kind of bummed that Isaac Mizrahi, Georgina Chapman, Joanna Coles and Angela Lindvall won't be around this season. Much as we enjoyed Season 9 (not to mention the fact that we'd never turn down more Tim Gunn in our lives), we're a little worried that the show will now fall the way of other reality competitions that lost stamina after an all-star season (looking at you, Top Chef). Here's what we're hoping that the powers that be at Lifetime bring to the runway this season:
There are so many options this week that our trashy reality TV cups have runneth over. Dance Moms' Cathy and her Candy Apples may be up for a permanent place in our Hall of Shame (copying music from a little kid just makes you look like a stone-cold bitch), while the Toddlers & Tiaras mom who carried around a life-like doll and pretended it was real was beyond crazy (though at least she didn't dress her kid in a Pretty Woman prostitot outfit). But we'll leave those stage mom weirdos off our list for this week, because there are far bigger fish to fry -- or, rather, skewer.