Right now, all of America is wondering, "What's next for Sanjaya Malakar and Patti Blagojevich from I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here?" Well, not really, but there must be a couple of you, right? No? Just one? Okay, dude, here you go -- the Patjaya conference call, complete with info about Sanjolly's relationship, Patti's acting career and when Seattle should expect their prodigal son to return home.
It's time for The Celebrity Apprentice to try and top last year's "Whore pit viper!" moment with something even more insane. And it looks like they might -- Sharon Osbourne, Bret Michaels, Rod Blagojevich and Cyndi Lauper (among others) are all going to be forced to interact with each other. Frankly, I'd be surprised if they all come out alive. So to promote Sunday night's premiere episode, The Donald and Bret Michaels got on the horn to field press calls on a massive conference call. Highlights: