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If it wasn't for True Blood and ugly people, today's news would stink!
If there was any doubt as to whether Seth Rogen likes porn, it can be put to rest now that the word is out that he's developing a porn-centric show for Showtime. I get that all dudes look at porn, and that their predilections are often mined for comedic value, but it's one thing to make a joke or two at your own expense and another to build a career on your wanking tendencies.
Guess who watched simulated oral sex before her morning coffee just to bring you an incisive write up of Showtime's new Secret Diary of a Call Girl (premiering June 16th)? That's right, me. Myself and several other TWoP editors gathered round the tube to watch the first episode of the randy British show, which we've since re-dubbed Man Ass due to its propensity for showing all manner of male backside [thanks to Zach for coining the moniker].
Here are some thoughts/predictions, in no particular order:
Over the course of the last few years, Showtime has been working hard to shed its image as HBO's nerdy younger sibling. Like a pubescent high school girl who's evolved from tentative nerd (Angela Chase) to popular ho (Kelly Taylor) to reckless bad-ass who just don't give a fuck (Marissa Cooper), we've seen the channel blossom before our very eyes. They brought us The L Word and Queer As Folk -- because it's natural to experiment. Then came Weeds --- because everyone knows that drugs make you cooler. Then came the much-anticipated Secret Diary of a Call Girl. Because everyone loves a slut. And just yesterday it was announced that the premium channel has picked up United States of Tara, a new comedy series penned by tattooed It-screenwriter Diablo Cody about a woman with dissociative identity disorder. Because if we learned anything from Britney, it's that mental disorder is the new black.