When news broke today that A&E picked up a scripted series called Sugarloaf, I was excited to see what the show was going to be about. Despite the hilarious title, Sugarloaf sounds like the typical run-of-the-mill drama: "Jim Longworth, a brilliant-but-difficult Chicago homicide detective who is wrongfully accused of sleeping with his former captain's wife and forced into exile. Longworth relocates to Sugarloaf, a sleepy Gulf Coast resort town in Florida where life can be less beautiful than it first seems." What a letdown! Here's what I imagine a series titled Sugarloaf would be like on other channels.