Survivor: Redemption Island started last night with the promise of new twists, such as Russell and Boston Rob returning as mentors and the much buzzed about Redemption Island, where eliminated contestants can earn their way back. In advance, these sounded like they might add some fresh energy to the show, but the premiere, at least, wasn't innovative in the slightest.
TGIF, everybody! It's time to sort through all the human trash that was on reality TV this week and crown a king of the garbage heap. The following are my five nominees, plus this week's big winner. As always, this stuff is extremely scientific and cannot be argued with. Congratulations, top jerk!