She's baaaaack!

Tags: beverly hills cop, it's always sunny in philadelphia, the biggest loser, the finder, the league

It's one and done for Anna Kournikova.

Tags: 30 rock, community, don't trust the b---- in apartment 23, masters of sex, pan am, parks and recreation, the biggest loser, the wedding band, thunderstruck, worst friends forever

Baba Booey to everyone, today.

Tags: america's got talent, beat the reaper, clint eastwood, golden globes, i love jennie, newsroom, psych, sober model house, the biggest loser

Who is worse: A dieter with a bad attitude, a chef who can't cook or a hostess who gives us nightmares?

Tags: jerseylicious, kim kardashian, the biggest loser, top chef, tyra banks

This week, the absolute worst people on reality television were the ones with the least self-awareness. It's one thing to take your show seriously, but quite another to play the victim when it's obviously just for the cameras. You know the following reality stars are bad when they all beat out Dr. Drew and the ladies of the Teen Mom 2 reunion -- though something tells us that lovely bunch will make this list next week. We also considered including Bethenny Frankel for constantly complaining about how poor she used to be, only to reveal that back in those days, she was renting a $2,600-per-month apartment, but we're still trying to process that one.

Tags: bethenny ever after, jersey shore, Jerseylicious, RuPaul's Drag Race, teen mom 2, The Bachelor, The Biggest Loser

After last night, I'm not even sure I'd miss these two if they were gone.

Tags: Anna Kournikova, Ellen Pompeo, Grey's Anatomy, Jason Sudeikis, Lisa Edelstein, MTV Movie Awards, Patrick Dempsey, Randy Savage, Shonda Rhimes, The Biggest Loser

Today is not just Friday, it's a holiday weekend Friday, so let's not mess around. Below are my five nominees for the week's Most Heinous crown, followed by the big winner. I know I promised you some Bachelorette horribleness this week, but there were just too many awful people everywhere else, so Ashley and the fellas are going to have to wait a week. Can't wait!

Tags: 16 & Pregnant, Dancing with the Stars, Real Housewives of new York, Real Housewives of OC, The Biggest Loser

After drawing it out for as long as humanly possible, The Biggest Loser finally revealed the identities of their Jillian replacement candidates new trainers last week, and they are: a guy named Brett and a girl named Cara. Very sinewy, fit, camera-ready people indeed, but who are they, on the inside? The pair participated in a media call last week and I joined, mostly to clear up that lack of certifications rumor business, but I also got to know some other tidbits about them. Read on for said tidbits. They're low-calorie, like Extra's Dessert Delights gum!

Tags: Brett Hoebel, Cara Castronuova, The Biggest Loser