We may be tired of Supernatural, but we'll never say no to a reunion.

Tags: inglourious basterds, revolution, royal pains, supernatural, the bridge, top chef, top chef seattle, tosh.0

Sitting through the 45-minute pilot episode of ReModeled (The CW's latest attempt at reality TV) was, in a word, excruciating. I care about the modeling world as much as the next moderate Project Runway or America's Next Top Model fan (so, "kind of"), but as far as the world of modeling agencies are concerned, unless they're helmed by Janice Dickinson, I couldn't find them less interesting. Not only does this series give an inside look at the wild world of those agencies; it also tries to be these current shows, too, and fails miserably in the end.

Tags: kitchen nightmares, parks and recreation, portlandia, remodeled, tabatha takes over, top chef

You'd think that people would know better than to do blackface on national TV (or anywhere else, really), but you would sadly be wrong.

Tags: most heinous person on reality tv, real housewives of atlanta, survivor, the bachelor, top chef

Tonight's the finale of Top Chef... if you still care. We lost non-professional interest weeks ago. Perhaps it's because we were coming off an all-star installment, so this was bound to be a letdown, or maybe the show just tried to change too many things and failed. Here's what we felt fell flatter than a soufflé this Texas-based season:

Tags: top chef, top chef texas

Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, so that means we have to sit through more seasons of stale reality cooking shows.

Tags: kitchen nightmares, mockingbird lane, raising hope, the exes, the munsters, top chef, up all night, z rock

Who is worse: A dieter with a bad attitude, a chef who can't cook or a hostess who gives us nightmares?

Tags: jerseylicious, kim kardashian, the biggest loser, top chef, tyra banks

Shortly after announcing eleven new series yesterday, Bravo held their upfronts in New York City, where Bravolebrities (the most demeaning word to write) walked the blue carpet to discuss their series and skirt around actually saying anything of substance. To spare you mindless quotes that give, at best, vague details about what's going to happen next season on the various Real Housewives franchises, here are the most entertaining quotes of the evening:

Tags: 30 rock, andy cohen, around the world in 80 plates, bravo, game of thrones, glee, kathy griffin, mad men, pregnant in heels, real housewives of atlanta, real housewives of new york city, shahs of sunset, shamelss, top chef

Strangely quite a bit of news this Thursday! Charlie Sheen's roast gets an MC, George Lopez's show gets cancelled, and The CW gets on the Glee train.

Tags: A.J. Langer, Acting Out, America's Supernanny, Bryan Fuller, Charlie Sheen, CSI: Miami, Desperate Housewives, Emeril Lagasse, Frank Darabont, George Lopez, Glee, Hugh Acheson, Jamie Bamber, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Law & Order: SVU, Private Practice, Roseanne Barr, Sarah Paulson, Seth MacFarlane, The Client List, The Munsters, The Walking Dead, Top Chef, Vanessa Lengies