It's Labor Day weekend and we want to get our picnic on, so let's get 'er done!
Like all Bachelor/Bachelorette couples save Trista and Ryan and Jason and Molly (who don't count), Jake and Vienna very publicly broke up well before their ABC-televised free wedding. It would be sad if we cared, but what has been sad is their back and forth sniping in the tabloids, and the fact that ABC decided to make them participate in a Chris Harrison-mediated fight over why they broke up, which they crammed into the end of last night's Bachelorette episode. It was ugly and pathetic and generally the highlight of our summer so far. Here are our favorite parts.
RIP Party Down.
Today's TWoP news will surely please Ali and Tenley!
Jake Pevelka being a famewhore! NPH in a Christmas movie! The '80s desperately trying to stage a comeback! It's all happening in today's news.