Today we learned a little bit more about Ashton Kutcher's new gig, GLAAD chose CBS as Most Homophobic Network Ever (kidding!), and Charlene Yi signed on to a show way past it's prime.

Tags: ABC Family, Alec Baldwin, Ashton Kutcher, CBS, Charylene Yi, Chris Fedak, Chuck, GLAAD, Greek, House, James Earl Jones, Melissa McCarthy, Michael Davies, Oprah, Oscars 2012, Pretty Little Liars, SNL, The CW, The Glee Project, Two and a Half Men

The CW's Freshman orientation is over. Did you grab a tote bag?

Tags: 30 rock, alec baldwin, cinnamon girl, cougar town, heart of dixie, netflix, ringer, ryan murphy, the celebrity apprentice, the cw, the secret circle, trending, under construction

No real big news stories today. Oh, what's that? You heard that nominations for some fancy (but not soul-suckingly pretentious! Looking at you, Oscars) awards show were announced this morning? And that they actually kind of, dare we say it -- made sense? Well aren't you on top of things. Here's our take on it. On to other must-knows of the day, including an imminent farewell to Mr. Jack Donaghy, a permanent place in TV Land (and our receptive hearts) for Betty White, and a questionable but lucrative stint in rehab for notorious kidnappee Jeremy London.

Tags: 30 Rock, Alec Baldwin, Betty White, Celebrity Rehab, Conan O'Brien, Emmys, Glee, Hot in Cleveland, Jay Leno, Jeremy London, Lea Michele, Olivia Munn, The Daily Show, The Tonight Show

Yesterday, they finally announced who would be hosting the Academy Awards ceremony next year, after it was revealed that Hugh Jackman would not return following last year's show-stopping performance. And the lucky host is... Alec Baldwin. And Steve Martin. Both of them. Because... it's... uh... huh? True, Baldwin just won his second Emmy in a row, and Martin has hosted the Oscars twice before, but this really makes zero sense to us, for the following reasons.

Tags: 30 Rock, Academy Awards, Alec Baldwin, hosts, Oscars, Saturday Night Live, SNL, Steve Martin

Stars on TV is the name of the game, as one movie star is going to Fox, two are going to ABC, and one (along with two infamous housewives) is coming to NBC. Michelle Obama, meanwhile, is going on Iron Chef. Keep her safe, Mark Dacascos. Keep her safe.

Tags: 30 Rock, Alec Baldwin, Bradley Whitford, Colin Hanks, Iron Chef America, James Franco, Mercy, Michelle Obama, Michelle Trachtenberg, Oscars, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Steve Martin

Today was just another day of ignoring Alec Baldwin as he lies through his teeth.

Tags: 30 Rock, Alec Baldwin, Big Brother, Black Dynamite, Catherine Tate, Charlie Sheen, Glenn Beck, Heidi Montag, Scare Tactics, The Office, Tracy Morgan

In a recent Playboy interview, Alec Baldwin dropped some juicy tidbits. A.) He hates lawyers, which we get. B.) He almost killed himself after the whole voicemail debacle, which we are very glad he did not. C.) He is thinking about running for public office, which would be frickin' awesome. Whether it's for Governor of New York or Senator from Connecticut, we would totally vote for him, regardless of where we actually live. And if he's not on the ballot, we would write him in. In fact, we've already dug up some of his campaign promises, and they all sound pretty good to us.

Tags: 30 Rock, Alec Baldwin, campaign promises

The weirdest thing about The Marriage Ref is that I knew a lot of people who were unironically excited for it. People who are very invested in television, who usually have great taste in not only TV but comedy as well, looked at those promos and were like "that looks funny." So weird. That must be the Jerry Seinfeld nostalgia that NBC is counting on at work there, because if you take the fact that Seinfeld was a good show out of the equation The Marriage Ref is pretty undeniably terrible.

Tags: Alec Baldwin, Jerry Seinfeld, Kelly Ripa, Marriage Ref, Natalie Morales, NBC, Tom Papa