While June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has developed into the most fascinating person on TV, these other people were just horrible.
Since we can't put Butch from Teen Mom on every time, here are the other reality TV personalities who were terrible this week:
Even though it was Labor Day weekend, people still worked hard at being obnoxious.
It's almost better when you've got no idea what these people are talking about. Here we present the week's best out of context quotes plucked straight from reality television.
Some people don't need to be seen or heard.
We add insult to injuries in today's news.
We understand that Bachelor Pad is a melting pot of venereal diseases, but normally a lot of the sexual encounters are left to the imagination... or at least happen when the cameras aren't around. We're not prudes or anything, but we watch this show to see what kind of hook-ups happen, not to be horrified at how they unfold. We might be scarred for life after last night's episode... not that it will stop us from tuning in for next week's finale or anything, though.
The Jersey Shore kids don't know which city they're actually in, but a lack of geography knowledge isn't the most reprehensible thing they've ever done, so that's two weeks in a row where they aren't the most disgusting people on the reality planet. That's got to be some kind of record. Here's who did make the list:
There are so many options this week that our trashy reality TV cups have runneth over. Dance Moms' Cathy and her Candy Apples may be up for a permanent place in our Hall of Shame (copying music from a little kid just makes you look like a stone-cold bitch), while the Toddlers & Tiaras mom who carried around a life-like doll and pretended it was real was beyond crazy (though at least she didn't dress her kid in a Pretty Woman prostitot outfit). But we'll leave those stage mom weirdos off our list for this week, because there are far bigger fish to fry -- or, rather, skewer.
Elvis has left the building. Not as quickly as we wanted him to, but still. Here's the worst of the worst from reality TV this past week, but who was the biggest loser of them all?