Jason and Molly got married last week, but like most things, it's not real until it's on television. So now they're married for real! Let's go over the best and worst moments of the two hour wedding special that I missed perfectly good new episodes of House and 24 to watch.

Tags: Bachelor, Chris Harrison, Jason Mesnick

Tonight, Jason and Molly of Bachelor 13 infamy will follow in the hallowed footsteps of Trista and Ryan and get married on television. Well, they actually got married last week, but the two-hour special is airing tonight, so the newlyweds participated in a conference call with all of us jaded bloggers to promote the thing. After Jason corrected his own publicist for introducing Molly by her maiden name, we learned all kinds of things about how rain makes weddings even more fairytale-like, how Jason still cries constantly, and how Molly wanted Judy Garland to sing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" at the ceremony, but since Judy's dead she asked Jason Castro to do it instead. Logical next step. I don't see how any of this could go wrong.

Tags: Bachelor, Jason Mesnick

We see Steven Tyler, Kevin Spacey and a wedding in our future! Are they marrying each other? Is one of them marrying their mic stand, and the other officiating? Read on to find out!

Tags: American Idol, Bachelor, Bachelorette, Emmys, How I Met Your Mother, Joel McHale, Kevin Spacey, Stephen Tyler, Undercover Boss

There's plenty of actual TV news going on today, so there's no need to desperately hang on to rumors about talk show drama! ...Alright, Jimmy Kimmel dressed up as Leno was pretty good, we'll give you that.

Tags: Arrested Development, Bachelor, Dancing with the Stars, FlashForward, Fringe, Gossip Girl, LOST

Today we get some blasts from the past with a Seinfeld reunion and Amy Poehler's return to SNL, and a look towards the future with a video game based on The Bachelor. It's enough to make anyone nostalgic.

Tags: Amy Poehler, Bachelor, Bachelorette, Bones, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, HBO, Hung, Joey Lauren Adams, Lie to Me, Octomom, Saturday Night Live, Seinfeld, True Blood, United States of Tara

Yes, I know dumb decisions are to be expected from someone who agreed to go on both The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, but this is just the latest one in a long line, so why not talk about it? Our long national nightmare of who's going to pretend to be Jillian Harris's fiancé for a while is finally over, and after a brief farce of a "surprise" appearance by Reid (which actually seemed to take all day to film, by the looks of the lack of daylight shining on them when she finally rejected him), Jillian picked E.D. Ed. Which is fine, I guess. I was rooting for Kiptyn, just because it feels nice to be on somebody's side and he seemed to be the lesser of two evils, but considering this show is the fakest thing in the history of television, it doesn't really matter who she chose in the end, of course.

Tags: Bachelor, Bachelorette, Jillian Harris

In response to some rumors to the contrary, TLC has announced that they have no plans to include Jon Gosselin's alleged girlfriend Deanna Hummel in future episodes of Jon & Kate Plus 8, pretty much just to spare us the grossness of it all, which is awfully kind of them. Other shows should be that considerate. Here are a few suggestions for reality stars we wouldn't mind seeing relegated to behind-the-scenes-only action on our favorite shows from now on.

Tags: American Idol, Bachelor, Bachelorette, Charm School, Dancing with the Stars, Extreme Home Makeover, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Jon and Kate Plus 8, The Fashion Show, The Real Housewives of New York, The Real Housewives of Orange County

Sick of hearing about the Leno/Conan feud? Well, the Internet sure isn't! On the bright side, there's so much TV news today that you can get yourself excited about something you actually watch.

Tags: americas got talent, Bachelor, Bad Girls Club, Big Bang Theory., Chuck, Dana Carvey, Dance Your Ass Off, Law & Order:Lost Angeles, Matt LeBlanc, Mel B., Seinfeld, Simon Cowell, Top Chef