We're tempted to put all of the people responsible for Duets on this list for making such a crappy show, and getting us to watch by putting the adorable Kelly Clarkson on it, but looking up their names would mean we'd have to invest even more of our time in that terrible mess.

Tags: bachelorette, breaking pointe, catalina, mob wives, most heinous person on reality tv, real housewives of orange county, rhoc

The new season of Big Brother starts on Thursday, at which point we fully expect some of those housebound idiots to be vying for this coveted title on a regular basis. Until then, we're stuck sifting through housewives, home cooks and social media "experts" to see who really deserves to be called the most heinous reality personality of the week.

Tags: bachelorette, Dr. Drew, MasterChef, real housewives of new jersey, Teresa Giudice, the voice

We see Steven Tyler, Kevin Spacey and a wedding in our future! Are they marrying each other? Is one of them marrying their mic stand, and the other officiating? Read on to find out!

Tags: American Idol, Bachelor, Bachelorette, Emmys, How I Met Your Mother, Joel McHale, Kevin Spacey, Stephen Tyler, Undercover Boss

Media calls with television talent are often an overly-coached exercise in futility, and though yesterday's ABC call with Ali Fedotowsky, Roberto and Chris L. wasn't quite as pointless as an American Idol call, it was pretty goddamn close. So I just decided to post the real questions and answers with a helpful little translation of what these Bachelorette-ites really mean with their scripted answers. Enjoy, and feel free to play along in the comments.

Tags: Ali Fedotowsky, Bachelorette

Today we get some blasts from the past with a Seinfeld reunion and Amy Poehler's return to SNL, and a look towards the future with a video game based on The Bachelor. It's enough to make anyone nostalgic.

Tags: Amy Poehler, Bachelor, Bachelorette, Bones, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, HBO, Hung, Joey Lauren Adams, Lie to Me, Octomom, Saturday Night Live, Seinfeld, True Blood, United States of Tara

It's a happy day for everyone it seems like. People are getting promoted, there's an up and coming TV show, exciting summer hits have been renewed, and even people who we really don't care about are getting their own reality shows.

Tags: Bachelorette, Burn Notice, Chris Harrison, Heroes, K-Fed, Lawman, Robert Knepper, royal pains, Timothy Olyphant, Tobey Maguire

Yes, I know dumb decisions are to be expected from someone who agreed to go on both The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, but this is just the latest one in a long line, so why not talk about it? Our long national nightmare of who's going to pretend to be Jillian Harris's fiancé for a while is finally over, and after a brief farce of a "surprise" appearance by Reid (which actually seemed to take all day to film, by the looks of the lack of daylight shining on them when she finally rejected him), Jillian picked E.D. Ed. Which is fine, I guess. I was rooting for Kiptyn, just because it feels nice to be on somebody's side and he seemed to be the lesser of two evils, but considering this show is the fakest thing in the history of television, it doesn't really matter who she chose in the end, of course.

Tags: Bachelor, Bachelorette, Jillian Harris

In response to some rumors to the contrary, TLC has announced that they have no plans to include Jon Gosselin's alleged girlfriend Deanna Hummel in future episodes of Jon & Kate Plus 8, pretty much just to spare us the grossness of it all, which is awfully kind of them. Other shows should be that considerate. Here are a few suggestions for reality stars we wouldn't mind seeing relegated to behind-the-scenes-only action on our favorite shows from now on.

Tags: American Idol, Bachelor, Bachelorette, Charm School, Dancing with the Stars, Extreme Home Makeover, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Jon and Kate Plus 8, The Fashion Show, The Real Housewives of New York, The Real Housewives of Orange County