So did you see My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad last night? It's sort of like Nerf American Gladiators, where dads and their kids do a bunch of wocka-wocka goofy stunts trying to score points, and then at the end, one of the dads has to answer questions to indicate whether he knows his kid (kind of like The Newlywed Game). It's mostly ridiculous, but it does have this weird, skeevy tone where it's like they actually are trying to make the kids think that their dads are either awesome or not, depending on how they do. At this.
The best part, though? The best part is where the dads take turns guarding a big plate-glass target shaped like a house, where the other team tries to fire big Nerfy projectiles that break the "windows" of the house and get points. And what does the dad use to defend the home? A tennis racquet and a frying pan, of course.
That's right -- Dad is literally defending the home using a frying pan. I just...I don't know what else to say. Except that I missed the beginning, got to the end, and literally shouted out loud in my living room, "OH MY GOD, that IS Dan Cortese!"