What...what's that racket coming from outside the window at TWoP Towers? Is that a cop directing traffic down on 49th? A Writers Guild picket line? A fire department emergency drill? Someone noisily telling people where to put the strands of lights on the Rockefeller Christmas tree? A homeless man with a bullhorn and a sandwich board, ranting about the apocalypse like in the New York City of our imagination? (We could go on...)

Oh, right. It's just Access Hollywood's Billy Bush, filming his stand-up segments for tonight's show. This isn't the first time the tranquil, serene mood of the TWoP bullpen has been violated by Billy's inane ramblings, but we still manage to be amazed, every time, by how effing loud he is. Not to mention that fake TV anchor's voice that sounds like it was manufactured in a lab. And the hair, which: ditto. And the shiny turquoise tie.

If we think of anything else to make fun of Billy Bush for, we'll let you know.

Tags: access hollywood, billy bush