As everyone who's been around me at all for the past month knows, Swingtown grosses me the hell out. Which is why I'm happy to report that, due to its ridiculously superior ratings (a whole million more people!), the cop show Flashpoint will be swapping time slots with the soft porniest show of the summer. If you want to get your fill of whiny wives and totally hilarious (and totally dated) Deep Throat jokes, you're going to have to start tuning in at 10 PM on Fridays. For the rest of us who prefer Keith Mars in Kevlar to Grant Show in a pornstache, it'll be Thursdays at 10 PM from now on. Cops: 1, Sluts: 0! And it feels so good!