Paula Abdul and Rosie O'Donnell, two women who are seemingly capable of generating a storm of publicity with whatever controversy they manage to be involved in at any given time, are surprisingly scandal-free in their news today. Real-life polygamy will also be gracing your screens this fall. The pinnacle of civilization has finally been reached.
Like you probably are, I'm still reeling from last night's election results, not to mention CNN's amazing election coverage (more on that later, but seriously -- holograms?! Yes!), but being the dumb TV addict that I am, my thoughts after last night's early results call immediately went from, "Whoa! Everything's going to change! No pun intended!" to "Ahh, crap. I hate Fred Armisen's Barack Obama impression. Oh well, at least Jason Sudeikis' Joe Biden rules." Seriously. That's pretty much a verbatim transcript. My brain? After witnessing a milestone historic event? Immediately went there. Yes, I know. I am why the terrorists hate us. Watch some awesome Sudeikis Biden and some less awesome Armisen Obama, in case you don't know what I mean, and tell me what a disgrace I am below.
Oh, Ricky, you're so fine. You're so fine you're our number one choice to host an awards show after Neil Patrick Harris. Hey, Ricky. Hey, Ricky.
Wondering what Roger A. Trevanti, Studio Head, has been doing for the past few weeks? Wonder no more: UnitedHollywood.com has brought us a video of him trying to bring down a WGA picket from within. (Link via Defamer.)