Before you get too excited, the following has nothing to do with Harry Potter.
This week in unnecessarily early news...
Looks like this b---- is being shown the door.
It's (not gonna be) Britney (anymore), bitch.
Looks like Ryan Lochte is more interested in romance than Bromance.
Just two guys in need of a new job.
We're finally going to meet a certain mother on CBS!
Don't worry, there's plenty of Louie to go around.
Man Up! just wasn't tough enough for ABC.