I realize that just yesterday I said that I couldn't see myself getting into any more dance shows because the TV is so oversaturated with them at the moment... but then I saw that Chris Brown is getting his sexy smooth groove on and I might have changed my mind. It happens. Chris Brown is teaming up with Mark Burnett (reality show mastermind/guy who basically knows how to print money) and J.D. Roth (producer of Biggest Loser and host of that creepy show where they all had to live underground in a bunker) and basically the show will be You Got Served... please, oh, please let Shane Sparks be judging. That would just make me so freakin' happy. Even happier than the mere prospect that I get to stare at Chris Brown for an hour a week.
Bad dads, bad dads, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Deadbeat dads around the country might want to start quaking in their boots right now because the dude who hosted Fun House is coming after their asses. OK, not exactly, J.D. Roth is just executive producing the new Fox pilot Bad Dads. Jim Durham (head of the National Child Support Center) fancies himself the next Dog, the Bounty Hunter (though hopefully without all the legal woes). He'll be tracking down failed fathers who've ditch their kids and don't give them what's due. Durham will even be ambushing them in public if they ignore him. Sounds kind of awesome. Well, as awesome as it can be without someone getting handcuffed and tossed in a squad car. Still, if the slacker dad's don't pay up, I think the producers could easily put on footage of the disembodied J.D. Roth hosting Fox's not short-lived enough series Unan1mous. That's a kind of torture that's bound to scare them straight.