We're not sure that anyone actually demanded an inside look at Paris Hilton's life, but nevertheless, Oxygen is rolling out The World According to Paris this week. To be honest, we'll probably tune in only because we think she's strangely fascinating and, whether you like it or not, extremely talented in the art of self-promotion (for example: a show called The World According to Paris airing on Oxygen). But with that said, there are plenty of other celebrities that we would've rather seen as the focus of a series like this. Here's just a few:

Tags: gary busey, james franco, kanye west, lady gaga, matthew weiner, paris hilton, paula abdul, tom cruise, world according to paris, zach galifinakis

So many new shows, so much fail.

Tags: Austin & Ally, Dancing With the Stars, Entourage, Garbage Pail Kids, General Hospital, James Franco, Linddsay Lohan, Olivia Munn, Parks & Recreation, Perfect Couples, Ron Swanson, The Inbetweeners

Breaking: CBS loves Chuck Lorre. I love James Franco. A bit of a slow news day on this Thursday.

Tags: Chuck Lorre, james franco, Saturday Night Live, Shameless, The Beautiful Life

Werewolves and rednecks and misfits, oh my! Also: space thieves, performance art, Big Bads, Mark Wahlberg and other scary things.

Tags: Barack Obama, Bitches, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Chuck, Heroes, Howl, Jaime Pressly, James Franco, Lost, Misfits, Rules of Engagement, Slingers, Stone Cold Steve Austin

Cleveland just got fleetingly hotter.

Tags: Betty White, Hot in Cleveland, James Franco, Los Roldan, Mary Tyler Moore, No Ordinary Family, Off the Map, Rick Schroder, Salma Hayek

Stars on TV is the name of the game, as one movie star is going to Fox, two are going to ABC, and one (along with two infamous housewives) is coming to NBC. Michelle Obama, meanwhile, is going on Iron Chef. Keep her safe, Mark Dacascos. Keep her safe.

Tags: 30 Rock, Alec Baldwin, Bradley Whitford, Colin Hanks, Iron Chef America, James Franco, Mercy, Michelle Obama, Michelle Trachtenberg, Oscars, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Steve Martin

Nothing could upstage the Oscars except... Charlie Sheen's career suicide.

Tags: Beverly D'Angelo, Bonnie Somerville, Charlie Sheen, Chelsea Handler, Christian Borle, General Hospital, James Franco, Jo Koy, Kathy Griffin, Katie Finneran, Smash, Two and a Half Men

People get hired, people get fired. Shows get cancelled, new shows get made. TV stars leave shows to make movies, and movie stars pass up movies to do soap operas. The world is a crazy place, and if you need us, we'll be in the real-world version of our favorite TV bar. Drinking.

Tags: Desperate Housewives, Heroes, House, James Franco, Olivia Wilde, Southland, Survivor