I'm not feeling too great about today's news. A lot of it's unsettling. I did find a sort of cool video with Ian McKellen in it, but that just doesn't make up for the rest. I mean, someone's giving Octomom a show, and that's not even the worst thing I read today. Click to accompany my misery.

Tags: Ian McKellen, Jay Leno, Jim Caviezel, Nadya Suleman, Octomom, Susan Boyle, The Prisoner

No real big news stories today. Oh, what's that? You heard that nominations for some fancy (but not soul-suckingly pretentious! Looking at you, Oscars) awards show were announced this morning? And that they actually kind of, dare we say it -- made sense? Well aren't you on top of things. Here's our take on it. On to other must-knows of the day, including an imminent farewell to Mr. Jack Donaghy, a permanent place in TV Land (and our receptive hearts) for Betty White, and a questionable but lucrative stint in rehab for notorious kidnappee Jeremy London.

Tags: 30 Rock, Alec Baldwin, Betty White, Celebrity Rehab, Conan O'Brien, Emmys, Glee, Hot in Cleveland, Jay Leno, Jeremy London, Lea Michele, Olivia Munn, The Daily Show, The Tonight Show

My bubbe always told me, "Every time the TV gods close a door, they open a window." Keep this sentiment in your heart and maybe one day, with enough prayer, Conan will go back to writing for The Simpsons.

Tags: Bones, Castle, Conan O'Brien, Glee, Jay Leno, Jersey Shore, Our Little Genius, Real World

Today's date has some astrological significance or something, but there's not a lot of significant news happening. Apparently everyone is busy playing Beatles: Rock Band or something.

Tags: glee, jay leno, Peter Gallagher, survivor

Charlie Sheen needs to get it together. Seriously.

Tags: Charlie Sheen, Damages, Gina Torres, Glenn Beck, Guy Fieri, Huge, Jay Leno, Modern Family, Two and a Half Men

A surprising amount of changes have occurred overnight. TV news, you old dog!

Tags: Dancing With The Stars, How I Met Your Mother, Huge, Jay Leno, Marc Webb, So You Think You Can Dance, Survivor, The Amazing Race, Ugly Betty

While NBC's decision to move Jay Leno back to 11:35 PM and to try to make Conan accept a Leno-Fallon sandwich timeslot is aggravating for Conan fans and embarrassing for everyone involved (and may leave sad little Carson Daly unemployed), we're pretty psyched for it. If Conan ends up leaving NBC (and he really should) for Fox, as is being reported he likely will, that's great for Conan fans. And even if he stays, getting Leno out of primetime and freeing up all those timeslots is nothing but good news for a floundering NBC. Here's why.

Tags: Carson Daly, Chuck, Conan O'Brien, David E. Kelley, Friday Night Lights, Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon, JJ Abrams, The Tonight Show

You will not believe how much TV news there is today! Think of this as your reward for missing all of your Wednesday shows so that you could watch the State of the Union.

Tags: American Idol, Bones, Dancing with the Stars, How I Met Your Mother, Jay Leno, Jersey Shore, Joe Dirt, Katy Perry, La Femme Nikita, Lady Gaga, Lost, Ron Howard, shonda rhimes, The Bachelor, X-Factor