Don't let the Shore door hit you on the way out.
Movie over Jay, Dave and Conan -- here comes Vinny.
Say goodbye to the dog, the big bad dog.
Apparently, MTV is in lock-down crisis-mode thanks to unconfirmed reports that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is three months pregnant. We're not sure why the network is freaking out -- this is clearly an excellent career move for Snooki, and the perfect opportunity for a Jersey Shore spin-off we'd actually watch (even with Jionni). To help MTV see things our way, we're compiled a list of potential show names/ideas for the (supposedly) expecting Jersey girl:
William H. Macy: family man, working class hero, victim of bad hair.
We really hate when people waste our time.
It's just understood that Aviva and Teresa are two of the worst human beings on the planet at this point, but we've left them off the list (for now!) to make room for other terrible people.
In a busy week for TV on DVD releases, Homeland towers above the competition.
Wonder how Levi feels about this...
It's closing time at the Jersey shore.