The list of "celebrities" who will be "competing" on the upcoming Celebrity Apprentice has been released and it makes us wary about the new season (more so than normal even). It's an "interesting" mix of C and D listers, and we use the term interesting very, very loosely. I mean, we had heard Tony Danza might be on this season, but alas, not even Tony Danza wanted to get fired by the Donald. So I'm buckling up for two hours a week of this insanity... again, but I'm pretty sure it's gonna suck hard. See our reasons why below.
Confession time. I loved the cable series Monster Garage. Loved it. Watched every episode at least once. I was so hooked that I once trekked over to my local Barnes and Noble to meet the host, the tattooed and possibly crazy, now husband of Sandra Bullock, Jesse James. Now mind you, I'm a pretty oridinary thirty-something woman with no ink, no motorcycle in the garage, and no checkered past or juvie stints on my record, but I still love shows where tough-looking guys weld and blow things up. And Jesse James does it better than anyone. (Trust me, or check out this video for proof.) He's sort of the anti-Ty Pennington (nothing against over-enthusiastic goofball Ty and his megaphone), but James speaks softly and carries deadly weapons.