Happy Star Wars Day everyone, may the fourth be with you! It's really too sad that not every holiday could be based around a terrible pun.

Tags: A&E, BBC America, Bob Marley, Celebrity Wife Swap, Jimmy Fallon, Neil Patrick Harris, Storage Wars, The Situation, Tony Awards

It's Friday! Before seeing Alice in Wonderland on opening night, check out today's TV news. At the very least, it'll give you something to think about while you wait in an hour-long line until the next showing. Going to the movies in New York is impossible.

Tags: California Dreams, Dancing with the Stars, Glee, Hawaii 5-0, Jimmy Fallon, Neil Patrick Harris, Parks and Recreation, Smallville

Saturday Night Live premiered over the weekend with an awesome host in Amy Poehler and a relevant musical guest in Katy Perry, but somehow the episode as a whole was a real miss. Every episode has a few great sketches and a whole bunch of bad ones, but this week's episode felt like the ratio tipped far further in the direction of the bad ones, especially for an event episode that should have brought everyone's a-games. Suffice it to say that it was no placeholder for Parks & Recreation. I've listed the best and worst sketches of the night after the break, so watch and play along.

Tags: Amy Poehler, Bill Hader, Jimmy Fallon, Katy Perry, Kristen Wiig, Saturday Night Live, SNL, Tina Fey

May sweeps starts tonight! Before your favorite characters kiss/get pregnant/kill Jack Bauer (maybe?!), here's your handy TV news.

Tags: Brothers and Sisters, Californication, Episodes, Jimmy Fallon, LA Link, Pretty Wild, Ru Paul's Drag Race, The Kennedys, What's Eating You?

While NBC's decision to move Jay Leno back to 11:35 PM and to try to make Conan accept a Leno-Fallon sandwich timeslot is aggravating for Conan fans and embarrassing for everyone involved (and may leave sad little Carson Daly unemployed), we're pretty psyched for it. If Conan ends up leaving NBC (and he really should) for Fox, as is being reported he likely will, that's great for Conan fans. And even if he stays, getting Leno out of primetime and freeing up all those timeslots is nothing but good news for a floundering NBC. Here's why.

Tags: Carson Daly, Chuck, Conan O'Brien, David E. Kelley, Friday Night Lights, Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon, JJ Abrams, The Tonight Show

Today's news reminds us that reality TV franchises never die, just fade away.

Tags: Bethenny Ever After, Charlie Sheen, Drew Carey's Improv-A-Ganza, Glee, Jason Jones, Jay Mohr, Jimmy Fallon, Jonthan Groff, Law and Order: CI, Mad Men, Matt Weiner, Nancy Travis, Rebecca Black, Steven Colbert, The Real Housewives

Which is a good thing. Last night's Tonight Show premiere was pretty much just a solid Late Night episode on a bigger, much prettier stage, which means it's finally safe to believe that Conan will not transform into some unrecognizable hack just because he's on an hour earlier. Plus, Andy's back! And the decision to keep him off the couch for this show was a smart one -- sometimes it did get awkward with him having nothing to do on the end of that couch back in the day. Let's examine the good and bad parts in bullet list detail.

Tags: Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Fallon, Pearl Jam, The Tonight Show, Will Ferrell

What constitutes news, you might ask? An awesome celeb hosting an awards show we've never watched? That's news. Two fallen 1980s movie stars being cast in TV shows? That's news. A TV show set in the 1970s getting dropped like a bad habit? That's news. A 1990s TV star being cast in a remake of a 1980s TV show, due to appear on TV in 2010? That's a math problem, but it's also news. All those decades and more on today's... TwoP News! (Cue American Idol theme music.)

Tags: Jimmy Fallon, Late Night, Life on Mars, Neil Patrick Harris, Party of Five, Scott Wolf, The Bachelor, TV Land Awards