Coco has gone LoCo! Seriously, the man is insane. Also insane? Jon Gosselin. Also also insane? William Shatner. But we all knew that.
Surprise. Jon and Kate Gosselin are getting a divorce. What? This isn't a surprise to you because you've seen the war between them unfolding in the tabloids over the last few months? Yeah. Their much-hyped "big announcement" where they said they were officially separated wasn't really a big surprise. Personally, I would have been more surprised if they announced that they were ending the show to save their marriage, but after watching them bicker through this season, that probably wouldn't have worked anyway. Some people just aren't meant to be together forever, and these two have seemed to have some issues for a long time. But now the big question is what will happen with the TLC series Jon & Kate Plus 8, and what will happen with the kids?
Holy hell, I take one lousy sick day and I come back to find that while I was out Jon Gosselin tried to stay married to Kate because TLC shitcanned him? Yikes. Put me back in bed, doctor! I can't take these people. In case you missed it, the Gosselin existence has spiraled further into shambles. Come November 2, Jon & Kate Plus 8 will change its name to Kate Plus 8, and will focus on Kate's single-momness and celebrity, with Jon appearing as a mere guest star in between weird, gross Michael Lohan pool parties and Ed Hardy wine tastings.
The CW has declared that Tuesday is officially the new hump day. Adjust your schedules accordingly.
Today's news may confirm the official takeover of reality TV, which is sad, but not as sad as Ed McMahon dying. It would be awkward to try to make any sort of joke now, so we'll just get straight to the news.
David Boreanaz has a fever and Kate Gosselin went on the Today show again. I know, I always find the juiciest scoops.