Before Charlie Sheen introduced the concept to us via a series of confusing and ill-advised interviews, we had no way to rate the quality of "winning." But now we know that Sheen apparently is "winning," thanks to his tiger blood (i.e. ferocity), Adonis DNA (i.e. attractiveness), ability to defeat earthworms with words (i.e. articulateness), ability to convert tin cans into gold (i.e. improve shows/films by his mere presence) and "bitchin' life" (i.e. substance abuse, promiscuity, violence or other illegal activity, none of which we condone or endorse). Rating each category on a scale of 1 to 10, we thought we'd determine the "winning" level of some of the biggest, most outrageous celebrities out there. If you, too, can come close to Sheen's winningness (he scores 10s across the board), he may want to party with you. Or follow you on Twitter.

Tags: Charlie Sheen, Jersey Shore, John Stamos, Justin Bieber, SimonCowell, Tom Cruise

Who says Slattery will get you nowhere?

Tags: 30 Rock, Adam Sandler, American Idol. Randy Jackson, Glee, John Slattery, Justin Bieber, Mad Men, Punk'd, Splitting Adams, Warehouse 13

If you are a twelve-year old girl, or a sixty-year-old mom, have we got news for you today.

Tags: justin bieber

If Jimmy Fallon wasn't a late-night TV institution before, he is now -- the Late Night host recently received his own Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor, called "Late Night Snack," consisting of vanilla ice cream with salty caramel and chocolate covered potato chips. It joins Cherry Garcia and Stephen Colbert's AmeriCone Dream in the ranks of celebrity ice cream flavors. Given the media hoopla that's been made of it, it's a wonder that the ice-cream makers don't produce even more celebrity flavors. Sure, it would make the honor less prestigious, but it's kind of a dubious honor to begin with, when you think about it. Here are some other celeb flavors we'd be curious to get a tasting spoon of.

Tags: Ben & Jerrys, Charlie Sheen, flavors, ice cream, Jersey Shore, Justin Bieber, Late Night Snack, Snooki

Two themes dominate today's news selections: unreasonable (and in both cases, unwarranted) requests for more money and panel time, and the continuation of legitimately good television. Come now, you'll understand.

Tags: AMC, American Idol, Bryan Fuller, J.Lo, John Slattery, Justin Bieber, Mad Men, Pushing Daisies

We will always remember today for first causing us to ask ourselves, "How do you say 'hot tub' in Italian?"

Tags: 24, Dan Savage, Jersey Shore, Justin Bieber

Fox says no to J-Lo as an American Idol judge and The Office considers Danny McBride and Rhys Darby to fill the void left behind by Steve Carell. More rarely-made good judgments by the TV folks in today's news...

Tags: American Idol, Cougar Town, Danny McBride, Glee, Grey's Anatomy, Jennifer Lopez, Justin Bieber, Kevin Alejandro, Parenthood, Private Practice, Rhys Darby, Scrubs, The Office

Modern Family gets more modern with a gay wedding and and a little unimaginative with Nathan Lane not-so-surprisingly playing a flamboyant character in its next season. Even less surprising may be the combination of things we can't stand about teenagers, as MTV's R.J. Berger and Justin Bieber unwelcomingly make their way into our news for today...

Tags: 30 Rock, Bachelor Pad, Balthazar Getty, Brothers & Sisters, Cougar Town, Dancing With The Stars, Jennifer Aniston, Justin Bieber, Modern Family, Nathan Lane, Terra Nova, The Hard Times of R.J. Berger