Who is worse: A dieter with a bad attitude, a chef who can't cook or a hostess who gives us nightmares?

Tags: jerseylicious, kim kardashian, the biggest loser, top chef, tyra banks

Today, Marg Helgenberger takes a page out of Laurence Fishburne's book, America's Next Top Model brings the crazies back and How I Met Your Mother puts Robin in the spotlight.

Tags: America's Next Top Model, Craig Thomas, CSI, Dan Castellaneta, Glee, How I Met Your Mother, Kim Kardashian, Kim's Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event, Marg Helgenberger, Parks and Recreation, Patricia Heaton, Ray Romano, The Middle

One hand giveth a terrible celebrity, another taketh away their screen time.

Tags: conan, flight of the conchords, glee, kim kardashian, life's too short

Today's TV news may not have class, but it definitely has a 7th Heaven cast member!

Tags: 7th Heaven, D.L. Hughley, Dexter, Drop Dead Diva, Kim Kardashian, Maria Doyle Kennedy, Thanks for Coming, The Spin Crowd

Today's TWoP news is brought to you by the letter S, for Showtime, which has decided to embrace the entertainment world's complete lack of creativity and originality and name shows exclusively using initials.

Tags: American Idol, americas got talent, Campbell Scott, Damages, David Hasselhoff, Kim Kardashian, Kristin Chenoweth, Laura Linney, Leverage, Lucid, Mike McMillian, Royal Pains, The C Word

People are leaving, cheating and lying -- in other words, today's news. But, I guess it's not all bad, because a supermodel might have found her calling, and an actress is looking good even after being recently hospitalized.

Tags: American Idol, americas next top model, bachelorette, beautiful life, Chandra Wilson, Greys Anatomy, Kate Moss, Kim Kardashian, Lauren Conrad, Mischa Barton, Paula Abdul, private practice

Noooooooooooooooooo! My very favorite Armenian giantess Khloe Kardashian is going to jail! Apparently KK violated parole for a DUI from a few years back and the mean old judge threw the book at her! I hope her sentence falls in to the Nicole Richie space-time continuum, which would mean that she'd be in jail for a total of about twelve minutes.

I'm trying to look on the bright side of things and see this as wake-up call Hollywood (or at least a producer at E!) needs to give Khloe her own reality show and/or barely fictionalized lady prison movie. The youngest Kardashian girl is the runaway star of the otherwise kind of stupid Keeping Up With The Kardashians. She's feisty ('member the time she started a fight the guy at the car dealership?) and independent (instead of letting her sisters set her up on a blind date, she goes out partying with her girlfriends) and totally hilarious (when she suggests that Kim get her boyfriend Reggie a leopard for their anniversary, when she refers to Bruce Jenner's wang as a "sau-seeej"). This is a woman who's time has come. Kim might have the booty, but Khloe has the brains, and when gravity fails, what would you rather be watching on your HDTV?

Tags: E!, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian