So there was the report that Carson Daly would be the first late-night talk-show host to return to work since the WGA strike. Which...I mean, when Jimmy Kimmel has more integrity than you do, maybe you need to hang it up and go open a cigar bar or something. But wait, there's more! Already knowing that he doesn't have enough material at his fingertips to wing it for however long his show is (half-hour? Hour? I don't watch it, and neither do you, if the forty-three posts in the show's thread are any indication), he's calling on his friends and loved ones to feed him material. It's almost worth tuning in to see what a horrible train wreck it's going to be. Also, dude? Eat a sandwich.