Oh my God, you guys, did you see yesterday's Oprah?! If you didn't, don't worry: it's a two-parter that's wrapping up today, and I'm sure they'll do an extensive recap of Thursday's episode at the top of Friday's. It's one of my favourite talk-show topics: compulsive hoarders. Yesterday, Oprah did a little disclaimer about how the point of the episode was to offer help to viewers who might have hoarders in their own families and need help in how to confront them, and not just to give everyone a voyeuristic peek into strangers' embarrassing problems. But come on, Oprah. That's why 99% of us were watching -- to feel superior that we just might be a few months behind in shredding our old bills.