Growing up in New England, I developed a hearty appreciation of the outdoors, and would spend hours running around in the woods playing hide-and-seek, burying pornography, and the like. And I've wiped my butt with leaves in national parks in four different states! So you'd think that the Outdoor Channel would be perfect for me, right? Apparently, no. Tonight, there are a total of three new shows debuting on the Outdoor Channel. Want to know what they are?