Coming soon: Prison Break: 71 B.C.?

Tags: 24, Alyson Hannigan, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Damges, Keifer Sutherland, Law & Order: Los Angeles, Locke & Key, Nick Stahl, Prison Break, Rockford Files, Spartacus, Survivor

Is the snowy weather bumming you out? Cheer up! There's plenty of exciting TV news today that will lift your spirits and some that will make your blood boil. At least anger is better than sadness!

Tags: Better Off Ted, Bones, Criminal Minds, Desperate Housewives, Glee, Prison Break

Lots of casting and cancellation news today, but the first entry in our lineup has been pre-empted in order to bring you a very special message about pre-emption...

Tags: 90210, Dexter, Heroes, Prison Break, Raising the Bar, Rex is Not your Lawyer, Supernatural, The Vampire Diaries, Three Rivers, True Blood

After the last couple of seasons, which have been uneven at best, we weren't really sure what could be done to get us interested in Heroes again. Well, consider us interested. This season, the Heroes cross paths with some sinister circus folk, including a folksy Robert Knepper (T-Bag from Prison Break) and a knife-wielding Ray Park (Darth Maul and Snake Eyes). The pair got on a conference call recently to talk to us about their characters, and we were treated to two awesome stories from Knepper -- about scaring people on elevators and hanging out with Christopher Walken -- and the startling revelation that Park once wanted to be Teen Wolf. Our minds have been blown. Read for yourself after the jump.

Tags: Darth Maul, G.I. Joe, Heroes, Prison Break, Ray Park, Robert Knepper, Snake Eyes, Star Wars, T-Bag

Though it has a Prison Break pedigree, with PB executive producers Matt Olmstead and Nick Santora as co-creators, Breakout Kings seems a lot lighter in tone, and there's no guy completely covered in a largely unnecessary tattoo. In fact, while the show has a dark premise (convicts getting time off of their sentences in exchange for helping to chase down escapees) this new A&E series has more of a USA vibe to it than anything. It would fit right in with Burn Notice. Or it could also live on TNT, as it is pretty much the same show as Leverage, except with fashionable prison jumpsuits.

Tags: Breakout Kings, prison break

There's so much news today, I can't even fit in the Real Housewives of New Jersey gossip or the big Muppet movie announcement!

Tags: Bachelor Pad, Detroit 1-8-7, Entourage, Glee, Greys anatomy, Idris Elba, Jesse Williams, John Stamos, Kevin Hooks, Luther, Melissa Rycoft, Prison Break, The Big C

It's Friday, y'all! My gift to you: Only a little bit of bad news.

Tags: 10 Thing I hate About You, Betty White, Chuck, Michael Patrick King, Prison Break, Spencer Pratt

Casting, casting, casting! Where a woman is a woman and a man is an Elvis impersonator! Where Harry Potter gets animated, and Tim Gunn gets even more legendary! Where a crook becomes a cop, and Ethan Embry is still alive, apparently!

Tags: Absolute Justice, Delta Blues, Hawkman, How I Met Your Mother, Jason Lee, Modern Family, My Name is Earl, Prison Break, Smallville, Tim Gunn