There were so many options this week that we had to leave off some truly deserving people. Like Big Brother's Jordan who had the chance to get hyena laughing Rachel off and didn't take it. Or Dance Mom's Cathy who drives two hours to get her kid tortured by a mean lady, and yet won't sew beads on a costume or carry her own luggage because she's a diva and clearly living vicariously through her six-year old. So with that in mind, see who did make the cut.
Bravo decided to supersize The Real Housewives of New York's reunion this season, making it a three-hour, week-long extravaganza of crazy, accusations, denials, tears, walk-outs, "systematic bullying" and Andy Cohen, sitting there loving it. We watched all three hours, of course, and have concluded which 10 of the reunion's many moments are the finest. Slip into a straitjacket and read on for the deliciously depressing highlights.