Narrowing this week's heinous people down to five was a true challenge. We couldn't even include Abby Lee Miller throwing a chair on Dance Moms, Buddy from The Cake Boss trying to set the transgender movement back by insulting our beloved Drag Race alum Carmen Carrera (mostly because the worst of it was online), Ramona from The Real Housewives of New York interrupting a fight of her own design in order to talk about getting her nails done or Slade acting even grosser than usual about the possibility of marrying Gretchen on Real Housewives of Orange County. Here's who did make our list:
There were so many options this week that we had to leave off some truly deserving people. Like Big Brother's Jordan who had the chance to get hyena laughing Rachel off and didn't take it. Or Dance Mom's Cathy who drives two hours to get her kid tortured by a mean lady, and yet won't sew beads on a costume or carry her own luggage because she's a diva and clearly living vicariously through her six-year old. So with that in mind, see who did make the cut.
Shortly after announcing eleven new series yesterday, Bravo held their upfronts in New York City, where Bravolebrities (the most demeaning word to write) walked the blue carpet to discuss their series and skirt around actually saying anything of substance. To spare you mindless quotes that give, at best, vague details about what's going to happen next season on the various Real Housewives franchises, here are the most entertaining quotes of the evening:
We meet the next potential victim of a Jill Zarin friendship, and Tron gets adapted to a TV series in today's news...
I'm trying not to get too personal or gossipy in today's TWoP news. Let's see how long that lasts.
When we first saw the Jersey Shore casting call, we were amazed (and delighted) to see how over-the-top and true to the show it was. We'd like to imagine what other series' (both reality and scripted) casting calls would look like if they were just as true to their formats as that one was...
Along with interviewing other Bravolebrities, TWoP was able to ask some of those crazy Real Housewives about their shows and upcoming seasons. After watching their clips side-by-side, we came to a hilarious conclusion: If you ask any of them anything about their respective cast, they'll give you the same answers as any of the other women from any of the other cities. Take a look; It's hilarious.