Somehow we're two weeks in to Real Housewives of New Jersey and none of those women have found their way on to our list. That's either a marked improvement on their part or the rest of reality TV civilization has stooped even lower.
While June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has developed into the most fascinating person on TV, these other people were just horrible.
Do what you want, MTV, but I still miss Road Rules more than any of these shows.
We really hate when people waste our time.
Since we can't put Butch from Teen Mom on every time, here are the other reality TV personalities who were terrible this week:
It pains me to write about a debut episode of a new Real World season without making a Chappelle's Show "Mad Real World" joke, or to write about San Diego without quoting Anchorman, but a lot of atrocious things happened last night and I don't want to take any time away from talking about how much I hate the newest members of the MTV family. "First Impressions" had a lot of rich material to close-read, and I think that is best done by ranking the new cast from most offensive to least. Can you take a wild guess on who I thought was the worst?
Happy Spring! It's snowing! Slow news day, but Chris Brown outbursts are always a good laugh, right?
Let's start off with a little pilot casting news, shall we?
TGIF, you guys! But also, IIASTTGIFIOA -- isn't it a shame that TGIF isn't on anymore? I'd kill for a new episode of Boy Meets World.
These men were working our last nerve this week.