It's (not gonna be) Britney (anymore), bitch.
If Netflix has its way, Lieutenant Dangle's short shorts will be back.
If you woke up this morning wondering what you missed while you were watching Cartman get anally probed, today's the day for you, my friend. All that and more is in today's news, including a very special guest BSG rant from TwoP's very own Angel Cohn.
First she brought us the beautiful be-wigged sore factory that is Jackie from Reno 911!, and now, Ms. Kerri Kenney-Silver has stepped up her whore comedy game and promoted herself to madam! And not just any madam -- a royal madam, thank you very much. Ladies and gents, get ready for Dame Delilah's Fantasy Ranch & Gift Shoppe, Nevada's most hilarious and regal fake bunny ranch! As a courtesy, I've rounded up a few do-not-miss Dame Delilah highlights after the jump, because I know none of you can resist a Charles Busch-esque hooker with real live lady parts and a strong background in sketch comedy work. Who could blame you? You're not made of stone!
You guys, guess what else happened at Comic Con! Triumph the Insult Comic Dog gave the "mouth breathers" and "n00bs" in attendance a big ol' helping of gleeful name-calling, and there's video to prove it! They may have been laughing while they were there, but you know they so cried into their hypoallergenic Boba Fett pillows that night. Well, laughed and cried, like a scene from some alternate nerd version of Patch Adams. You know, people might not have hated that movie so much if his clown nose were also a light saber. Well! I'm just saying! Clips below!