Breaking In is slick, but there's a difference between a well-oiled story and a plot that ends before it starts. Every character interaction, each scene of them breaking into things, each storyline washes over you in quick cuts, on sets that are brightly lit and totally clean, with a cast full of chipper people who are wholeheartedly throwing themselves into their roles. Watching an episode is more like having a wave of serial television wash over you. Afterwards, you know you just saw a show about people breaking into places just to say they broke into places, but you probably won't be able to easily break down that experience yourself. However, you probably won't still be trying to figure out why any network would give Christian Slater another TV show.
Helen Mirren was the special guest on last night's SNL, and it was... a mixed bag, as it so often is. I guess when there's an hour and a half to fill, you let some go through that aren't as strong to fill out the time. But Mirren showed a complete lack of reserve by really going for it in her sketches, playing an old stripper, a Fox News caller and Helena Bonham Carter. These are the best and worst of the night.
A show about three friends in various stages of their romantic lives is not really an original idea, but I think most of us have the feeling that if done properly, a show like that could be interesting and fun. Of course, shows like that never are. We were already exposed to this once already this mid-season with Perfect Couples, a bad show that seems like it is trying too hard. After that, I thought I was ready for Traffic Light. Turns out, I wasn't. Traffic Light is not good by any means, but it isn't bad like Perfect Couples -- it's just boring and feels like it is not trying at all. With Traffic Light, we get all of the most unoriginal aspects of the three-stages set-up presented to us in the most mundane ways.
As a big fan of Sarah Shahi on Life, I was actually kind of looking forward to seeing her on a new show. Not necessarily a legal show, since I kind of hate legal shows, and not necessarily a USA show, since they tend to be a little... lightweight? Even Burn Notice is fairly consequence-free and light on drama, despite weekly explosions and gunfights. But since Life was a lot of fun, too, I was willing to give it a shot. I don't know if I'm going to ever watch it again, but the first episode was certainly... fun.
I'll have to admit that I was not planning on liking The Defenders. Not being a big fan of lawyer shows or Las Vegas, and unable to forgive Jim Belushi and Jerry O'Connell for their last outings (According to Jim and Do Not Disturb), I expected it to be terrible, worthless garbage. But, just as I've always secretly assumed I would like Las Vegas if I went there, the show actually entertained me. Like the city it takes place in, there's a lot of sexy behavior, and the lawyers really know how to put on a show in the courtroom, which is important for a legal Smeagol like myself.
After hearing how bad The Situation was when they taped this roast, I was dreading it, and, well, for his part he totally bombed. Completely. There was deafening silence as he delivered his clunkers which turned to extremely vocal boos during the course of his few minute stint. Jeff Ross tried in vain to assist him, but it was too late, Sitch's comedy career was dead on arrival. However, I'd love it if he was at future roasts, not to deliver any of his own "zingers," but because he was the butt of more jokes than Trump himself. Fair warning, the content below is not for the faint of heart, or really anyone who doesn't have a sense of humor.
Like many of you probably did, over the past couple years I had completely forgotten Aubrey O'Day and Danity Kane ever existed, so imagine my surprise when she popped back up with a reality show on Oxygen about her comeback. Good for her for still existing! Last night's premiere was decent enough entertainment, with one truly upsetting moment and even some genuine pathos there at the end, but in addition to learning that Aubrey's still alive, I learned a few other fascinating tidbits about her in episode one. Here they are, in order of increasing ridiculousness.
Full disclosure: I am not a fan of this show's first season. Despite early promise, in the end I found the pacing dull and the characters thinly drawn, clichéd and difficult to care about. I thought the show made New Orleans look like a ridiculous cartoon of a place. And the music, which I normally enjoy whenever I'm actually in New Orleans, was so aggressively pushed as an additional character that after 13 episodes of non-stop blaring I now can't even look at a trumpet without bursting into tears. So now that the show's second season has premiered, has anything changed? The answer is sort of, but not really.
We love Tina Fey. There's just something about her that makes us willing to sit through lukewarm movies like Baby Mama or even pick up a book. And watching 30 Rock for some reason makes us remember her time as SNL's head writer as actually being funny. So the moment we heard she and her unborn child were going to host this week we were stoked. Thankfully, even with higher expectations, this weekend's episode wasn't any more of a disappointment than usual (mostly because of the special appearances by other former SNL cast members Maya Rudolph and Darrell Hammond). Here's the best and worst of this week's sketches:
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott reality shows are among my biggest, most shameful guilty pleasures, but here's the thing with sTORIbook Weddings (I mean other than the spelling of the title): I take my wedding shows very seriously. I want high drama when it comes to these things, and I want spoiled, demanding, ludicrously unreasonable brides. Preferably ones who constantly speak of wanting to be a princess with no irony whatsoever. So for me, this show's emphasis on sentimentality and lack of real wedding planning disasters leaves me with little reason to watch it past last night's premiere. Bridezillas this most definitely is not. Hell, it's not even Say Yes to the Dress. Not to mention how random it is -- what business do Tori and Dean even have planning weddings to begin with? It's even more bizarre than that time they ran an inn for five minutes.