After last night, I'm not even sure I'd miss these two if they were gone.
Every new season of Doctor Who seems to bring with it people mumbling about the prospect of an American Doctor. Now, the Eighth Doctor would probably tell you that letting Americans have anything to do with Doctor Who is a bad idea, but considering the Doctor's significant (and growing) fanbase in the States, we suspect that SyFy or perhaps even Fox would potentially be interested in a remake. But how would they change the series, aside from eliminating the English accent that networks presume American viewers can't possibly comprehend? Here's how we think some of our favorite U.S. showrunners would adapt Who:
Miss Hurley? Want to watch him be an expert on Alcatraz? Your very specific desire is in the process of being met!
If you watched the Combat Hospital premiere (or even just saw the promo), you may have had a strange feeling that you were watching the cancelled Shonda Rhimes vehicle Off the Map, except in a war zone. That's because you were! But actually, Combat Hospital isn't a Shonda show at all. But it's got all of the elements, and not just of Off the Map -- we noticed striking similarities to Grey's and Private Practice.
There's some good news and some bad news for the highly complicated ladies of Showtime.
You done good, AMC.
Will Smith may actually be working on a TV project that won't involve placing his kids in it, and another probably-painful series about a strong-willed career woman from Grey's Anatomy creator Shonda Rhimes, in today's news...
Before CBS officially fired Charlie Sheen this week, there had been some talk that maybe Chuck Lorre could step away from day-to-day production of Two and a Half Men as a way of keeping the peace if Charlie were to come back. We here at TWoP still think the idea of getting rid of Lorre is pretty good, even if Sheen is already gone, and we have some suggestions about who should replace both of them.
The Donald continues to humiliate celebrities better than they even humiliate themselves. God bless that dandelion-haired man.
A movie that no one wants isn't happening. Yay, I guess.