Looks like Randy couldn't even get comp tickets to The Book of Mormon.

Tags: South Park

We're sick of everyone saying that Smash reminds them of Glee. The shows have very little in common, so it's just a lazy comparison that's made because both programs happen to feature musical elements. Smash is a layered show about adults in realistic situations, not adults playing teenagers in the most ridiculous high school ever. NBC's series also has serious actors (like Anjelica Huston) and (judging by the upcoming episodes we've been privy to) actually remembers its storylines from week to week and doesn't wildly change itself in order to fit the music of the week. Oh, and its original songs are truly catchy, and the less said about that time Glee went for originality, the better. Here are the other shows Smash actually resembles:

Tags: american idol, glee, parenthood, smash, south park, studio 60 on the sunset strip, will & grace

While many shows try to do very special Thanksgiving episodes, most of them degenerate into a muddle of typical family feuding and melodrama. And if we wanted to see disastrous family meals, we would just tune in to Brothers & Sisters on any given week. But every few seasons, at least one great show gives a holiday episode we can be truly thankful for. Here our favorites from the recent and far past:

Tags: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Cheers, Dexter, Friends, Gilmore Girls, Gossip Girl, How I Met Your Mother, Saturday Night Live, South Park, thanksgiving, thanksgiving episodes, The West Wing

Emmy-award-winning programming is here! Seriously, some good TV comes out on DVD today, which means you can finally turn off that crap you've been watching.

Tags: Breaking Bad, DVD, Hawaii Five-O, Monk, MST3K, South Park

See if you can match up each TV show (and network) with its respective news story: 24, Lost, The Bachelor, and Bravo; An encyclopedia, a new day, a 20/20 special, and talks of a cancellation. This is tough!

Tags: 24, Bravo, Keri Russell, Lost, Mad Men, South Park, The Bachelor, The Office

Halloween is a special time in TV land, where shows go crazy with spooky, scary theme episodes unencumbered by the heartwarming tinge required of Christmas episodes. No, Halloween episodes tend to just be fun departures, and we're generally big fans of them. This year, Castle kicked off the week's festivities with last night's awesome, Firefly-referencing episode, and upcoming previews show 30 Rock and The Office getting into the game later this week as well. So, in honor of all the Halloween excitement on TV right now, we thought we'd look back at our ten favorite Halloween episodes of years past.

Tags: Bones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Freaks and Geeks, How I Met Your Mother, Roseanne, South Park, Supernatural, The Big Bang Theory, The Office, The Simpsons

If you woke up this morning wondering what you missed while you were watching Cartman get anally probed, today's the day for you, my friend. All that and more is in today's news, including a very special guest BSG rant from TwoP's very own Angel Cohn.

Tags: Battlestar Galactica, Billy Stiles, Bryan Singer, Denzel Washington, Family Guy, Kate Winslet, Mildred Pierce, Monk, Reno 911!, Saving Grace, South Park, The Office

This week has morbid curiosities for everyone, from graven images to modern-day freaks and even social class relations.

Tags: Doc Martin, Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, DVD, Growing Pains, South Park, Stan Lee's Superhumans, Testees, The Universe, Upstairs Downstairs