You'd think these awful people would take a summer vacation at some point, but no.
Looks like the insanity of Teen Mom didn't end with the series finale.
Since we don't know who was specifically responsible for that nightmarish Top Chef finale, they are spared. The rest of these people were not so lucky.
The Real World debuted this week, but while Frank has already begun earning his way on the list, we've got a hunch he's going to be far more atrocious as the season progresses than he was in the season premiere. Aim high, dude.
It's been a big week for terrible human beings, so with much debate we've decided to omit list regular Ashley (Real Housewives of New Jersey) because her actions this week spilled out too much from her same bratty antics from last time around. Though, truthfully, that stupid fedora she was wearing could arguably land her on here for entirely different reasons. But in spite of everything, we're leaving her off to make room for these winners.
Money for nothing and the kids for free.
While June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has developed into the most fascinating person on TV, these other people were just horrible.
Narrowing this week's heinous people down to five was a true challenge. We couldn't even include Abby Lee Miller throwing a chair on Dance Moms, Buddy from The Cake Boss trying to set the transgender movement back by insulting our beloved Drag Race alum Carmen Carrera (mostly because the worst of it was online), Ramona from The Real Housewives of New York interrupting a fight of her own design in order to talk about getting her nails done or Slade acting even grosser than usual about the possibility of marrying Gretchen on Real Housewives of Orange County. Here's who did make our list:
I am legitimately bummed that this is the final season of Teen Mom with Amber, Farrah, Maci and Catelynn. Much as I have come around to enjoy the ladies of Teen Mom 2, last night's two-hour premiere was a cold hard reminder that we've only got so much time left with our O.G.s. Here are the premiere's highlights:
Our TV viewing was mainly devoted to all of the scripted premieres this week, but these reality TV folks acted like big enough idiots to draw our attention away from shows that might actually have some real value.