The CW's Freshman orientation is over. Did you grab a tote bag?
To celebrate the momentous news that Disney/ABC has agreed to partner with Hulu (The View reruns for everyone!...wait, is that a good thing?), let's everybody do a shot of Grey Goose along with Sumner Redstone so that we, like him, can live forever!
Today we've got Bret Michaels, Grey's, Glee, Jake & Vienna, Top Model, and Lost news. Big stuff! Why are you wasting your time reading this intro paragraph?!
Say goodbye to Michael Scott!