It's just understood that Aviva and Teresa are two of the worst human beings on the planet at this point, but we've left them off the list (for now!) to make room for other terrible people.

Tags: jersey shore, most heinous person on reality tv, real housewives of new jersey, survivor, the challenge, x factor

Does anyone else have that "On Top of Spaghetti" song in their head after Deena's solo drinking day? Until she finds a partner, we'll look at the people who were truly awful this week and not just merely sad and pathetic.

Tags: breaking amish, Ink master, jersey shore, most heinous person on reality tv, survivor, the challenge

The Jersey Shore kids don't know which city they're actually in, but a lack of geography knowledge isn't the most reprehensible thing they've ever done, so that's two weeks in a row where they aren't the most disgusting people on the reality planet. That's got to be some kind of record. Here's who did make the list:

Tags: bachelor pad, bad girls club, big brother, heinous, hells kitchen, the challenge, vienna

Do what you want, MTV, but I still miss Road Rules more than any of these shows.

Tags: Cupcake Champions, Dream Machines, Hip Hop Squares, Live at the Beacon Theatre, Real World, Road Rules, The Challenge, The New Anne Burrell Project, Trisha's Southern Kitchen

This week saw the beginning of a new season of LA Ink, and while we really, really, really wanted to put Kat Von D on this list for everything that's going on outside of the show, not to mention the fact she got a picture of Jesse James (as a child!) tattooed on her, she was actually really sweet in this episode. It's still a bad idea to get someone's face permanently put on your skin (particularly given what has unfolded since) but she was cute with that little hairless cat and the woman with the dead daughter and that sad girl she inexplicably took in. She may make awful life decisions, but she does them from a good place, so she gets a pass this week. The others on this list... not so much.

Tags: famous food, Heinous, hells kitchen, real housewives of New york, teen Mom, The Challenge

It's a new season of the addictive MTV reality-competition series The Challenge, and while some installments falter because there just isn't enough in-fighting and drama, Battle of the Exes doesn't look like it will have that problem. Jam-packed with personal chaos, hard challenges and beautiful scenery, the show has always mixed the best elements of The Amazing Race, Survivor and Bachelor Pad together. But we have particularly high hopes for this Battle after seeing the premiere. Here's why:

Tags: battle of the exes, the challenge

Naked people and commies are all up in today's news.

Tags: Acting Out, Conan O'Brien, Glee, HBO, Malcom Gladwell, The Challenge, The CW, TJ Lavin