Some people watched the Emmys, some people didn't, and Jon Hamm is coming back to 30 Rock, hooks in hands.

Tags: 30 Rock, Cory Monteith, Emmys, Glee, Jersey Shore, Jon Hamm, Kate Gosselin, Mark Salling, Paul Giamatti, The Real Housewives of New York

With Dinner for Schmucks coming out, we couldn't help but conjure up a list of the schmuckiest reality stars that have graced our television screens in the past year. This grouping of "unique" individuals makes the family from Home for the Holidays look tame. So get ready for a heaping of pathological liars, fame-hungry douchebags, and other shmuck-worthy reality characters that would make you want to set yourself on fire before the appetizers come out. We're serving them a dish of cold revenge for what they have put us through on their shows.

Tags: Dancing with the Stars, Jersey Shore, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, Real World: Back to New Orleans, Survivor, The Bachelor, The Hills, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, The Real Housewives of New York, You're Cut Off

I watch a lot of reality television and I tend to get my hackles raised by a number of reprehensible people on those shows every week. For too long, many of them have just fallen through the cracks here because they don't really warrant their own posts for one reason or another, so I've decided to start picking the five worst offenders every week in a little round-up of stone-throwing. Below, I state the cases for this week's five nominees and then crown a winner.

Tags: American Idol, Dr. Drew, Scotty McCreery, Teen Mom 2, The Real Housewives of New York, The Real World, Tom Colicchio, Top Chef

Bethenny Frankel will indeed do double duty, at least until further notice. Plus, you can smell like Simon Cowell if you want. Nice little Tuesday.

Tags: 30 Rock, American Idol, Bethenny Frankel, Simon Cowell, The Real Housewives of D.C., The Real Housewives of New York

In response to some rumors to the contrary, TLC has announced that they have no plans to include Jon Gosselin's alleged girlfriend Deanna Hummel in future episodes of Jon & Kate Plus 8, pretty much just to spare us the grossness of it all, which is awfully kind of them. Other shows should be that considerate. Here are a few suggestions for reality stars we wouldn't mind seeing relegated to behind-the-scenes-only action on our favorite shows from now on.

Tags: American Idol, Bachelor, Bachelorette, Charm School, Dancing with the Stars, Extreme Home Makeover, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Jon and Kate Plus 8, The Fashion Show, The Real Housewives of New York, The Real Housewives of Orange County

It's finally Friday, and as usual the week has been full of ghastly people behaving terribly on reality shows, so let's do this thing: Five horrible nominees, one trash king crowned at the end. As always, feel free to play along in the comments.

Tags: Alexis Bellino, American Idol, Carson Daly, Khloe & Lamar, Randy Jackson, Sonja Morgan, The Real Housewives of New York, The Real Housewives of Orange County, The Voice

The Real Housewives of New York is back! By all accounts, this is the best one of this franchise, but it's currently in a state of transition without Bethenny. And it definitely was weird to not have her there last night, but the good news is that Alex has lost her damn mind, so it's not like we'll be without an instigator this season. And how nice is it to have a Real Housewives that knows what the hell it's doing? Last night's premiere had more entertainment value than the entire series of The Real Housewives of Miami and more conflict than the over-long, 18-episode boringfest that was The Real Housewives of Atlanta last season. So Bethenny or no, welcome back, New York ladies. In light of the events of last night's premiere, let's run down the current states of each of these crazy winos.

Tags: The Real Housewives of New York

David Boreanaz has a fever and Kate Gosselin went on the Today show again. I know, I always find the juiciest scoops.

Tags: Arrested Development, Bethenny Frankel, Bones, Dancing with the Stars, Jon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin, The Real Housewives of New York, Ugly Betty