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Tim Kring Drops Shovel, Decides to Bulldoze Own Grave Instead Hey, Heroes viewers! Tim Kring has thought long and hard about you loyal ladies and gents and has decided that all of you fall into one of two groups: either you're a superior sumbitch, or you're an [expletives] sap. Fun! Either way, it's everybody else's fault but his own that Heroes has crap ratings these days. Read the quote below to decipher which one you are. It's like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book! Oh, Tim Kring, how do you come up with all these hip nerd references all the time? And without even ever having lifted a comic book in your life, you say?! You're a national treasure.

"Serialized dramas work only if people sit in front of their TV sets on the night and at the hour the network broadcasts each episode. But now, you can watch a serialized drama whenever and wherever you want and almost all of those other means of watching episodes are superior to watching it on the air. Sooooo, the only people watching a show -- Heroes perhaps -- at the time it's being broadcast by a network -- say NBC -- are the saps and [expletives] who can't figure out how to watch it in a superior way."

Just for trivia's sake, I'm personally a mix of both -- how post-modern! In all fairness, I do deserve to be trashed for still watching this disaster of a series. He's got me there.

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