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The Least Accurate Porn Parodies of TV Shows

Porn parodies of TV show are all the rage nowadays. In fact, they're so prevalent that 30 Rock has a storyline tonight in which Liz Lemon decides to cut out the middleman and produce a 30 Rock porn herself. However, they fail to mention the fact that there already is a 30 Rock porn. (You can see the SFW trailer here, if you don't mind a few f-bombs.) It actually looks like a pretty good parody, too -- the guy who plays Tracy Jordan actually has some really funny lines, and the Jack Donaghy character is sufficiently raspy. But while this particular parody seems to be faithful to the show, a lot of the porns out there take liberties that cannot be tolerated. If it doesn't work as a porn, just don't do it! Here are a few of the most egregious offenders.

Jon & Kate F*** 8
Any time kids and sex are mixed together, you're going to get an "ick" factor. Luckily, this parody removes the kids altogether and has the feuding couple go to a counselor, where they're told to go have sex with other people to see if they should stay together. So, basically, what they did was throw out the original concept of the show in favor of one that's more conducive to porn. Which we're glad of, but then you have to ask yourself, "Why did they do it at all, besides already having a clever title?" (Which, granted, is the source of 98% of porn ideas.)

Scrubs
Apparently, getting cast members who look like their parody subjects wasn't so important to the makers of the Scrubs parody, who went way too old for Turk, way too young for Dr. Cox and way too bald for Janitor. What happened to authenticity in our hardcore TV adaptations?

The Office
The producers of the XXX Office inexplicably decided to completely transform the character of Michael Scott from a dark-haired man to a ditzy blonde woman. Because, you know, Steve Carrell has nothing at all to do with the appeal of The Office. Carrell's generic blonde replacement even has a mug that says "World's Bust Boss." While we appreciate the pun, we resent the loss of the one element that would have made it a recognizable parody.

Dexxxter
A show about a serial killer is creepy enough without adding porn into it, but instead of following a man who does crime scene investigation, this Dexter parody seems to be about a woman who investigates "sex crimes." Uh... what exactly is sexy about sex crimes? Are they using a different definition than the rest of the world? We're assuming it involves the robbing of peep shows or arson at a strip club, and not brutal rape and murder.

Bewitched
We have no idea why the producers felt the need to have Aunt Clara transform baby Tabitha into an 18-year-old for the purposes of this porn parody, especially since the show already has several female characters of legal age already, but that's... pretty frickin' creepy.

What TV show would you like to see porn-parodied? Sound off below.

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