Oh no, Dr. Bill!

Grown adults should not chomp on gum during business meetings, or ride skateboards to their dates.

Just in time for mother's day... a week where children disappoint their parents in so many ways.

Learning to fly... or at least coping with someone forcing you on a plane.

People need to stop whining, or get off our damned television.

And now we know who the real losers on The Biggest Loser are.

Some people get worse as they get older.

Lots of crybabies this week, and they're not even the actual children on Toddlers & Tiaras.

People are just gross. And dumb. And gross some more.

Two people acted like jerks, then got sick and had to be removed from their respective shows... Coincidence?