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The Most Heinous Person on Reality TV This Week

It's hard deciding whether we hate the people who overshare more or less than we hate the people who are raging egotists.

Nicolina (Project Accessory)
We were thrilled to see her ousted during the double elimination since it hopefully means that we'll never have to hear her talk about camel toes again! She used that phrase at least 30 times, explained it and then created a belt for her body suit that was designed to cover her model's lady bits with two foot-long pieces of string. Guest judge Kelly Osbourne hit the nail on the head when she said that no woman would buy something that looked like a tampon string. Still, Nicolina, who referred to herself in the third person a lot, was clueless and spent most of the time making hurtful verbal jabs at her fellow designers and shrugging it off because she has no filter.

Kandi (Real Housewives of Atlanta)
NeNe started/finished a fight filled with low blows, but frankly, that's nothing new. It was Kandi (and her Kandi Koated Nights) that turned us off this week. We're not against her sex toy business, or her desire to give women orgasms while listening to her music. It's enterprising. However, we do object to her unleashing some of the other housewives onto an adult toy store, allowing them to run around playing with vibrators, talk about their sex lives and demonstrate (with pillows) various positions. It was too much information on a whole new level. Phaedra asking for a goodie bag? Gag. Were the pregnant pickle pictures not enough to gross us out for the rest of our lives?

L.A. Reid (The X Factor)
We can't stand either Astro or Chris Rene and their attempts to rewrite great rap songs. And L.A. Reid not only allows this, but also fully encourages it. And for a person who is so immersed in the music industry, how did he not know "Ain't No Other Man"? We wish he'd learn songs he didn't write or produce. Also, we wish he'd stop fake-feuding with Simon. It's tired and half-assed.

Ozzy (Survivor)
Here we thought that Coach would be the insufferable egomaniac this season, but it turns out we were wrong. Very wrong. Ozzy not only has sour grapes for getting voted out (for a second time) but plans on winning his way back in via Redemption Island, going so far as to invite castaways to come get eliminated by him. Um, did he forget that his buddy Keith is there? And that he's a physical threat? And that Ozzy couldn't even save himself by winning regular immunity this week? We suppose that when you're a cocky bastard you tend to forget the small stuff. Especially when you are busy maturely turning Cochran's name into profanity.

Kyle Richards (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills)
Kyle, no matter what your psychic tells you, you are not your sister's mother. And you can't try and tell her that the guy she's dating is not good enough for your family, considering Paris' history in particular. And you certainly shouldn't walk out while she's in the middle of having plastic surgery (even if it was just injectables) since just the week before you were able to shed some tears for your mother-in-law while she was having work done. Also, don't make Kim feel guilty for moving -- be more concerned about her health, well-being and sanity like a supportive sister, not a totally selfish one, should.

Winner: L.A. Reid
It's a close call, but since L.A. is competent at his job as a producer and promoter, we're likely going to be stuck with the awful Astro and Chris Rene for a while. Damn him. Also, we didn't care for his humblebrag, when he dissed a song that he had written on national TV. Think he was complaining when he got to pocket the royalty check from this week?

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