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The Most Heinous Person on Reality TV This Week

It's summer, so people are getting stupider, apparently. Either that or everyone is auditioning for a role in another Dumb and Dumber sequel.

Aaryn (Big Brother)
Another week and she's on our list again. This is getting old. While she tried to redeem herself with the phoniest apology of all time, she still tossed Candice's bed and talked to her in an unforgivable manner. And this mean girl turned on her own friend to play a harmless prank, but when GinaMarie started bawling, Aaryn wanted to keep it going to make it more fun. Because that's what makes a good friend.

Tamra (Real Housewives of Orange County)
Lauri's the worst for trying to reinsinutate herself back into this show by stirring up old drama with Vicki, but really it is Tamra that takes the cake this week. She stopped to pee in the woods (along with Lydia) and didn't even bother hiding behind a tree. She fought with Gretchen based mostly on hearsay. Then she stuck her tongue to ice in a sub-zero ice bar like she was a small child. And she called her plastic surgeon friend for advice once the staff helped her get loose.

Anastasia (The Challenge
She went on this show not aware of the fact that CT is a giant manwhore who is always going to be in love with Diem. So she slept with him and then flipped out on him (including hitting and slapping him) when she realized he was just after fun in the jungle and not a longterm relationship. And she sucked at both the challenges, proving she's not mentally or physically up to this stupid game.

Joe Gorga (Real Housewives of New Jersey)
We hate to side with Teresa and Juicy (and to be fair, they are all terrible) but Joe Gorga was the biggest jerk of the week. He called his sister scum during a togetherness retreat, and then charged at Juicy like he was some kind of wild animal when he saw him. We were really hoping this retreat would be done Hunger Games-style.

Alana, Jessica and Pumpkin (Here Comes Honey Boo Boo)
When Mama June took away their electronics and left them alone, they covered themselves in plastic bags and duct tape, and then slathered on what looked like pounds of butter and oiled up the kitchen floor and the hallway to make themselves the grossest Slip 'n Slide of all time. We're still gagging thinking about them shampooing their hair with butter.

Winner: Tamra
Because she not only got herself stuck (because she never saw A Christmas Story, apparently) and inconvenienced the staff, but she also left a hunk of her tongue on the wall... meaning that other guests in the fancy vodka room will have to look at her frozen tongue or the poor staff will have to shave down the walls. Idiot.

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