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Today's TWoP News: May 7, 2009

Not a whole lot going on in the world of news today, everyone is probably busy trying to figure out just exactly how Locke is going to kill Jacob, or which of the boys is going to go home next week on Idol. That's the only explanation we've got for this tremendously slow news day.

There is speculation that Kiefer's most recent headbutt with the law might lead to a delay in next season's 24, but nothing is confirmed on that front yet. Come on Kiefer, get your act together, our TV terrorists need you.

You didn't believe me about it being a slow news day, did you? Well, Lauren Holly and Rob Lowe are going to star together in a Lifetime movie. Not even a Lifetime series. A movie. This is what I'm reduced to, people. At least I didn't share the story about the I'm a Celebrity... set builders who have diarrhea...

Let's see... what else... Oh, the creators of Robot Chicken are doing a new show about space for the Cartoon Network called Titan Maximum... Seth Green and Breckin' Meyer are doing voices.

In what could be the dumbest career move we've heard about in a long time, Mark Ballas and Derek Hough might be leaving Dancing With the Stars next season in order to spend more time on their band. That would be the cleverly titled Balls Hough Band. Catchy. Idiots.

To send you off with some exciting news, someone has made it their mission to find Wolfboy some love on reality TV. Can't be any worse than any of the other reality dating shows out there. At least he has his own hair... unlike some people (coughBretMichaelscough).

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