The abominable Susan Boyle sold 700,000 albums last week, the biggest debut for a female artist in the history of the Soundscan era. And yet, I don't know one person who bought it. Susan Boyle: The NCIS of music.
So are the White House crashers going to be part of The Real Housewives of D.C. or not? Still no official word, though they're already preening like reality TV stars, spending yesterday at a photo shoot instead of talking to authorities. I know we shouldn't be encouraging and rewarding behavior like theirs, but these people sound like they may be even crazier than Alex and Simon, and I am so excited.
Remember when Sara Rue got crazy skinny for a while there? Well, she's over that. She's also the new Jenny Craig spokesperson. Which is cool, but do people outside of TV nerds even know who she is? I don't think they do, but then again I'm the one person alive who doesn't own a Susan Boyle record, so what the hell do I know?
Some Jersey Shore cast members have responded to an anti-defamation group's complaints that their frequent use of the term "guido" is derogatory, by just kind of saying it... isn't, with a follow-up of complimenting their own hair. Good comeback, guys.
After months of rumors, Ugly Betty is indeed definitely going to move into Eastwick's Wednesday, 10 PM timeslot. I'm over Ugly Betty, but I keep hearing it's gotten better in the wake of its Friday night deathslot spanking, so I'm all for the move if they really do deserve such primetime scheduling real estate. Only time will tell.
You probably know this by now, but someone from Tool Academy had an affair with Tiger Woods. Who hasn't!
Oh and Meredith Baxter, Mrs. Keaton herself, came out as a lesbian today! That is all.
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